Who Would You Rather ?

LOL I don’t know what this has to do with fashion, but I flippin’ love these!

Would you rather, suck on someones nose untill it caved in, or slide down a big razorblade in a pool of alcohol?
– Suck on someone’s nose until it caved in, I’d rather go with the least painful one

Would you rather, sleep on a bed of nails or a bed of maggots?
–Sleep on a bed of nails, if there’s enough nails your weight is distributed evenly and it won’t hurt

Would you rather, eat rotton eggs or raw meat?
–Raw meat, rotten eggs ewwww

Would you rather, walk on broken glass, or put your feet in shoes with snakes in them?
–Put my feet in shoes with snakes in them, the snakes are apparently small enough to fit in my shoes so it’s not gonna hurt if they bite. Plus they’d probably just get squished anyway

Would you rather, drink boiling hot water, or cold blood.
–Boiling hot water, damn near how I drink my tea anyway. Cold blood though? Not so much

Would you rather, bite off your own toenail, or lick your dirty foot?
–Lick my dirty foot, still going with the not painful one

Would you rather, hang upside down facing a vat of hot boiling oil of a pit of poisones snakes.
–Just facing? Boiling oil, boiling oil isn’t gonna spit venom at you

Would you rather, bite off your own finger or chopp off you little toe?
–Ouch, umm chop off the little toe, I don’t really need it

Would you rather, have your tongue stuck to a frozen pole, or you butt cheek.
–Butt, it’s a funnier story

Would you rather, mix your Top Raman with cereal, or your icecream with soup?
–Can it be dry Top Raman? If yes, then definitely Top Raman + Cereal

Would you rather, put your hand in a tank with Piranhas, or get your foot stuck under a running lawn mower?
–Hand in a tank with piranhas, they don’t always bite

Would you rather, eat Mexican or Chinese food everyday for a year?
–Mexican, I get burnt out on Chinese food quick

Would you rather, have an affair with your neighbor,or your best friend?
–All my neighbors are old, I guess I’ll go with the lesbian affair

Would you rather, sleep in the same bed with a dead animal, or dead person?
–Ewww… animal I guess… a dead person would just haunt me forever

Would you rather, get stuck in a foreign country or another planet?
–Foreign country, at least there’s people there!!

Would you rather, wear ichy underware, or sit on a cactus?
–Itchy underwear, cacti suck!!!

Would you rather, lick a cat or a dog?
–Dog, licking a cat would be like making out with it cuz they lick EVERYTHING

Would you rather, die in a rose bush or poison ivy?
–Rose bush, don’t wanna die itchy

Would you rather, stick your head in the oven with the gas on, or run through a big fire?
–Run through a big fire, at least it looks cool

Would you rather, trick or treat @ Freddies or Jasons?
–Jason’s, if he’s gonna kill you at least he doesn’t screw with your head and your sleep. Just *BAM* machete and toss you through a window